Saturday, October 31, 2009


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Saturday I went round my brothers and wrote this on his monitor. It pretty much somes up the dust around the rest of the house.




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Although you could see out of the windows. From here we went to Tescos. Although I did not see him buy any cleaning materials!




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Saturday night was spent in the Hoggshead bringing in another year for NAughty Norf.




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Many ales and some shorts were consumed in this process.




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In fact too many but thats usualy what happens when Matts about.




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From here I headed down broadstreet admiring the knives and what Wovlerhampton Universtiy had done with there new accomadtion building. I mean lighting it up in snot green, what were they thinking? It would look good from the trin window as you glide past at 5 mph?




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Anyway in Jivans home to Wolverhamptons best curries, nan breads, and sizzelers. You'll notice latter that none of them are snot green, not even the lime pickle.




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Me and Beardy decide what to eat. What isn't that hard a choice to be honest.




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A shed load of popadoms, with sauces, a couple of Cobras, a chciken malsalla, a chicken Zalfrazi and 2 nans we are very drunk and happy. Life goes on but I must sleep.

Friday, October 30, 2009


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Whats this?




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Well last day of the month and we were ment to dress for halloween.




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At work I mean. Anyway bloody scary or what.




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And here was the rest of the crew. Mind I'm not sure spiderman is scary?




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Even better there was a raffle for a cake. Which I won. All proceeds to Breast Cancer Research I think, and by the time my pockets where empty they did well out of me compared to my usual tightness.




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Friday night and when I had eventually pulled myself away from work I meet up with my family at the Littleton Arms to celebrate there wedding aniversay.




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Charmred I'm sure.




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As per usaul the food theree was excellent although my brother found the the tree trunk somewhat chewy.




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And after a starter, main, pudding and coffee I was truely full and ready for some sleepy eye.

Thursday, October 29, 2009


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Well here it is - the other Mathmos Jet lava lamp I was waiting to arrive.




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This on is glitter red with a clear liquid. I really want a yellow one now - preferably with a black housing. Rare as rocking horse shit by the looks of it though.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009


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My mom answered the door to a delivery man. Have you ordered a tow bar love?
Have I replied my mom.
Well you've got one here you go.




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It's actually believe it or not for the Eunos. Quiet rare and the oportunity was there to buy one. Weather I'll get round to ever fitting it is another thing, but at least I've now got a way of towing the yatch I'm saving up for to travel around the world in.

Sunday, October 25, 2009



Perhaps the most exciting thing to happen this weekend though was the arrival of the green Mathmos Lava Lamp. Now if Les provides me with some music I could make another ground breaking movie like the last on which at present is at 34999 hits. Just click the picutre above and keep it rising.


Well with my new camera theres little point keeping a draw full. So hopefully its goodbye to my Casio EX250 as I've



Put it on ebay.



And the same for my fujifilm Z100fd.



This time though I havn't forgot to put a reserve on like my roofbox.



And I thought while I was there I would part with this oil pressure and volt meter gauge set for the vauxhall cavalier. I've had it a year and never got round to fitting them. Quite rare so hopefully these will sell.


I'm not going to go into much detail here but the CV joint had become noisy when on the way to Alton Towers so I've had week in the buzzing Eunos. Suinday though the weather was nice I got out and changed the CV joint. If you want to seen all the photos just click the picture above. Just take it from me, for the moment shes crusin sweet once more.

Saturday, October 24, 2009


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Saturday night and I went and knocked on Beardys' door. And when no one answered I didn't give up. Nope I rang him and told him I was waiting outside for him. He came out.




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Off to the Anochor we went. Well I know he likes a good walk.




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He always looks so happy doesn't he?




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A few beers latter and we noticed something of high importance in the Daily Mail newspaper.




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The snowtrain has gone bust. Eh great. So no direct train anymore from London. I was hoping to try this one year, with the Cav aging and all that.




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Well we walked there so at the end of night we walked back.




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And when I got home I opened thos pizza to get rid of those beer munchies.




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I hit the magic pizza button and a few minutes latter one really crpa pizza came out. Yuk comes to mind but I still ate it as though it was a finger lickin keebab.


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Saturday I got up and went to town with my mom. We went to Beatties and no where elese as it happens. We shopped and had lunch. It was a nice little extersion. From there I went round Greg and Di's to see in Zena's 2nd birthday.

Thursday, October 22, 2009



A video of the Alton Tower Aquarium. Don't get to excited about this one there will be another!

Wednesday, October 21, 2009


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Down to Les this really but the death syndrome of my Sony errricson C902 has at last been detected. It was due to Les porviding me with another phone (locked to Vodaphone) that meant I took the sim and memory card out. That is when I saw the fault




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Can you see the broken link? Well this is what is causing all the troubles.




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So I got my soldering iron out in the hope that it could be fixed. Thing is the soldeing iron I have is more for wires than fidley electronics.




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Anyway I managed to do it and remove the excess. All works fine and dandy now. See the memory card and is completly stable again. Which is brillant as I've got another phone from ebay now..... oh hum...

Sunday, October 18, 2009


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Nack get up its 9:30 and Gers and Carloine are waiting outsdie. BUM




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Who, Who agreed this silly time to get up? Here;s a cuppa tea Nack get it down you we've got to go...




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About an hour later we arrive at Atlon Towers......




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Scare Festival. OOOOOEEER




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As you can see they have been busy buying pumkins.




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And this has brought many photo opportunites




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And for the first belly churning ride we went to enjoy was the breakfast qeue. This was pobably my favourite ride of the day. How about you Farmer Jones?




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Once outside in the beautiful blue skied fresh air Alan encourages me on with " Nack we want go on Oblivion first - even my stomach wouldn't take that'.




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We consider the spinball but the queue for that is too long.




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We are so lucky with the weather.




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Can you see it Alan. Well my phone recons its here somewhere?




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They sit on the smoking bench and have a fag, while they decide what to go on.




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Nerve rackingly we seem to heading to Oblivion.




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While we queue I consider a couple of things.




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I've not heard anyone dying on it yet.




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I've been on it loads of times before and got off in one peice.




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I've never had breakfast straight before going on it. Arggggggggg!!!!!!




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Yes I made it alive. I don't know how and I just want to put it all behind me. How about going on some rides that are fun?




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I think Nack wants to go on Hex. Come on.




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And from Hex to Willy Wonkers Chocolate factory. Now thats more like it. And then Ritta.




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Gers and Caroline wait inthe slightly longer queue for the front seats.




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Its nearly their turn.




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Ready on the button.




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Click.




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I can't believe he held his arms up...




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If he's going to wear that bloomin farmer cap, I'm going to wear this cap.




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I hadn't seen this ride before and there's a slight chance on it that....




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you'll get drenched. Well a dam good one actually. We decide on getting a different kind of wet though.




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In the new aquriauim.




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And as far as I can see, Alton towers have put most sealife center to shame.




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Nice fishes




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Nice sea horses




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nice monster of the deep.




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erm get the shades on.




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The blue skies suddenly dissapeared and we went on the river rapids where Gerds gets wet and then, Zoe's favourite, The Runaway Mine train Woooo Woooo ....




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For which we queued the longest for Wooooo Wooooo




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Anyway it brought a smile to her face. Woooo Wooooo




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Then air Woooo Woooo




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Onward to Nemisis which Alan and Myself waited for front seats - oh yeah. Woooo Woooo.




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Our last ride of the rid was the Spiball Wooooo Wooooo.




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Before we left though, we went in search of the giant rabbits. Wooo Wooo




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Alan finds some new friends Wooo Woooo




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While farmer Jones admires the animals and tractors Wooo Wooo




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I did find the giant rabbits though Wooo Wooo




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A worm that talked Wooo Woooo




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And a Pumkin we could all fit in and look silly. Woo Woo




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By now thought the sun had gone in and it was getting rather chilly. Woo Woo




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So we decided to call it a day. Wo Wo.




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We got our 5 pound parking tickets. Wo Wo




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And decided to leave the Alton Towers Magic behind. W W




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I was tired. W





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