Monday, May 05, 2014

Getting Fleeced At Speke Hall

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I follow the sat nav on my phone towards Runcorn, over the bridge and into an area I once new but has now changed dramatically. Well I wasn’t being told to go to that area specifically, I just ended there as I ignored accidentally the directions she was whispering. Why is there no louder option? Through the industrial estates and along by the airport we suddenly end up on a wooded avenue either side. We have been miraculously transported to the countryside in a matter of meters.

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And here we are at Speke Hall and

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Gardens. The others are already here and patently waiting I guess. I join one of the two big queues, one for members one for non members. Once in I find them have a cup of tea, waiting eagerly to see the rest of the place.

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We head off for a short walk to the hall where

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There are a few tings and stalls going on. We stop on look at the birds of prey display with two people giving a talk on the wonderful creature.

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One a very peptimistike person who made it clear that they were not suitable for pets and didn’t love humans, and

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one who loved the animals to bits and was quiet happy to talk merrily about all things..

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This one didn’t move so I guess it was a stuffed dummy.

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We headed to the hall to join the queue to get in. this place seems very popular.

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Whilst waiting in the queue we were entertained by two play actors who jibbed on at each other in a funny and captivating way. I didn’t want ot o in anymore.. No I wanted to stay I watch these pair all day long.

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This reminded me of someone but I would like to say.

 

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Yay we were in and then out but in the courtyard.

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At the far side of the courtyard was a man giving a speech about the area. Dressed up and loving his bit. Its people like these that truly make these places.

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We also go to meet Adam and Eve the two trees that have been in the courtyard, well nobody truly knows.

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After the speech was finished it was time to head back inside.

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We went to the library

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And the billards room which Zoe like and even had a go on the table. It was huge.

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And whilst she s was playing with the balls I was admiring the clock, the item in the room we were meant to be taking an interest in.

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From here we moved to the Great Hall.

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Now this was in fact the smallest Great hall I’ve ever seen. Even if it did have two fireplaces. I couldn't quiet work out the fire places though as they were offset? How did that work? Did they cook with the one whilst the offer was to keep the guest warm.

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The area was nicely decorated

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And then we got the treat of some period dancing.

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They had definitely never heard of the Prodigy.

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Hell they wouldn’t even hold hands!

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Back to admiring stuff then.

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And I do like a bit of stained glass window

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And these two examples and really good. But no mention of them in the guide card.

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Wonderfully detailed.

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Well if I need another sword I know where to come and get one.

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Not that Rosie and Alan had noticed them. But what were they looking at?

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Good knows its just wood and some flags.

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We head to the room next door, which is not named great but in fact was.

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What you looking at now Alan?

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Ah the ceiling. Magnificent. A true work of art.

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and somewhere hidden in this carving is some birds and a snake.

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Could they spot them? All will their necks seize in position?

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There look there.

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When you know where your looking they stand out quiet easily.

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But if you don’t well there well hidden then aren't they.

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The fire place in this room is also a work of art, but is overwhelmed by that white decorative ceiling.

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The glass window at the end is simple and does not distract from that ceiling either. Perfectly proportioned.

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Myself and Alan head upstair, whilst Zoe and Rosie we presume will follow. In the hallway is this clock, with greatly detailed door.

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This leads to several bedrooms, one with this bit of carpet that they have hung on the wall to stop you walking on it.

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Then there are beds and there are beds. Unluckily we aren't allowed to try them out.

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Boy someone had some free time on their hands. Don’t you just wish you carve something like this.

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Its everywhere.

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Time for a bath? Well that doesn’t look at all relaxing.

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Another room another bed.

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And at the end of this bed is a glorious chest that most people would have not noticed. Decorated in such an exotic way and clearly requires putting in my boot. Dam it I came in my MX5.

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Along side the bed is a cot for a child that she never had? Its a wired place this.

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We head down stairs and into the kitchen and buttery.

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Lots of space and brass frying pans. Did these ever get used?

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Inside the pantry there is nothing special to see. Well your wrong. Those windows there hold some history for the telling. There just being quiet today.

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All I want to know and the guide card didn’t mention, which is the pancake pan?

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And here are the slave bells, sorry servant bells. All 21 one them, Yes count them! No time to be bored.

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Me and Alan pop out the building at the other end. No sign of Rosie or Zoe anywhere.

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Outside Alan can’t get hold of them.

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Its your lucky day Nack, we are going to go for a curry. We are?

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And he lead me off into the bluebell filled woods.

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Worryingly he was skipping!

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There was no need to be worried though. He took me to watch the Morris Dancing

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And He did take me for a curry and a cup of tea.

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We watched the children joisting.

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and wandered the stalls, talking Nordic glass and

 

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Rosie took the opportunity to get dressed up in period clothing and posed in front of the hose. She now had one big bum!

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Once she had had enough of dressing up and I’m not sure she had, we made our way back to the other side of the estate.

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Where I got my chance to be childish and went running madly around the maze trying desperately to find the middle.

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It was a right sod to find.

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But I got there eventually, by which time the others had their kites out.

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Not that they had mentioned to bring kites. And not that I have seen mine in ten odd years anyway.

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Up it went right next to that runway.

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And with Zoe’s flying skies Rosie makes a run for it.

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Ah they are putting them away, we will all be safe now then.

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I ponder if I can escape the maze now then?

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Back into my MX5 and I head to Stockport without them.

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Back over the famous

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Bridge and into Stockport.

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No wonder they got there so much earlier than me.

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I settle in and put the kettle on.

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And at first I think they not coming round after all. But as it turns out they have been for an unsuccessful car wash.

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Rosie has brought round a couple of her games. Here we have Fleeced and she reassures us that this is a wicked game involving sheep herding!

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Matt joins us and the sheeping come out.

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We all get competitive until Zoe makes it quiet clear that if we want to come back to her house again

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that we had better stop her sheep all the time. She is not amused and Alan gets the Whiskey out.

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Just as you nearly get your sheep home some one

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steals the sheep.

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“Well now we know why Rosie likes this game so much” exclaims Zoe.

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And with that Rosie wins with a big smile. Shuks that was fun Winking smile





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