Friday, February 19, 2016

I Touch His Willy

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I get up and pack. A mad rush as always.

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I fill the boot

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Get in the car and

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put the bag of curtains in the passenger footwell. Theonly place left.

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The day goes by quick enough and soon it is time to head off north.

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For a change the journey north on the M6 is nice, and its good to give the MX5 a ride out. Past junction 10a and the roadworks have gone. Now though on this section there is no temporary lane zero, it is just lane zero with no hard shoulder! Thats just rediculous!

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I arrive at Alan and Zoe’s, there is no one here. I tell them they have arrived, and they tell me they are in Waitross doing some shopping. I settle in and get changed.

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I check out their chimeny breast. I immediatly want to get to work.

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They come in, along with Matt, the tea get put in the oven and we settle down to play a game I have brought on down.

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oooooh

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Inside all the pieces are there.

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The board gets set up and space is left for the pizza.

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The aim of the game is to get the crown jewels.

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But before you can escape, you must get a silver coin as well!

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I have some beer, I have spome tea.

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I like it milky!

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Well Zoe has ahad enough of that dice game, and out comes her favourite.

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Alan thinks he is going to win.

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But nothing is given in this game.

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He is so sure.

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So did he win? Did he?

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He did not.

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He drawed with Zoe, and with that Matt left disheartened and we got love letter out.

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We went to bed once we had discussed Tenby.

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And with that I touched his willy and

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the light went out.





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