Saturday, May 28, 2016

I’ll Just Estimate That For You

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I get up and get ready for the inevitable. A weekend of work whilst I look outside at the wonderful sunshine. Typical.

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Out come the tools.

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On goes the mask.

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Power at my finger tips, I get flatening, leveling, smartening, it will be worth it.

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If it was only coke this would be one hell of a party.

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Truely!

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There is only one thing to feel, only one thing to say.

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And now I look like this.

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And walls look like this.

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Feels about right, as I rub the finger tips of my hands lovingly over the surface of the walls.

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A while later I’m cleaner.

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Its time for a teaq break. Oh look some biscuits. Oh they are quick melting biscuits.

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Now I have one gunky mug.

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So it is time to suck the dust up.

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It sucked all the love out of me, then died right in front of me. So I opened her up to see what was wrong. Yep she was completly blocked up. So I emptied her, and cleaned her bits.

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So you can see the back wall is done well by the speakled egg shell effect.

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Out comes the paint. Imaginatively magnolia.

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A thick coat later.

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And I clean that up too.

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I look in the sweetie bowl and

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take the moment to change the battery in my Nexus 5.

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Will it help or is something else wrong.

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Only time will tell.

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Here is the prediction – 12 hours, in reality that is pants.

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And now on with doing wall two plasterr coatong.

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Lets not skimp hey.

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Yep that will do.

 

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Everything is mess.

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And on with a second coat.

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And then I srubb the floor clean.

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Right once dry the wardrobe can be moved back into postion.

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Two thick coats of magnoila hides a thousand sins. Please don’t look under the patio!

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And there I am sitting in my pants looking at the Kingfisher, while Deamanjones is showing my picture of his underware in his garden, and also birds. I am however on the way for a shower.

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And spicey baked beans on toast for tea.

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Can’t say I like spicy baked beans mind.

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And with that I watch How To Get A council House on All 4.

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Eventually though I watch some Big Clive on YouTube before clsoing my eyes in bed.





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