After work I head to the Greenies. We have tea and play games. Even the dog is content.
When I get back home I find my dad has been round and removed the plumbing stuff he had left, and left from the cupboard under the stairs.
However I notice something is missing.
but it is not here.
Hell has taken the blue Bissell compact vacuum cleaner and left me with the Russell Hobbs pile of pants. And I’m straight on the phone!