It’s the first time I’ve got it out, its the first time I’ve used it. Alan and Zoe are up and so I get up to. I head to the bathroom. This is the last time I will see it like this. I clean myself up, I take more than ten minutes. I’m fresh, I’m clean, I’m a wonderful gleaming human being.
Downstairs I’ve been set up. Although I’m playing well. I’m playing well because I’ve forgotten the rules and no one is watching how I’m playing, other than saying, wow nack your doing well. I’m shortly put in my place. But it was as innocent confusion.
Of course this meant game one was kind of invalid. But round two was
Also a winner. And with that I was taken downstairs by Alan to the basement. He took me here because he new I’d get excited when he
showed me his tools. We “discussed” the central heating system in detail before
the radiator came off. Little mess was made, and his tools came in useful. Apparently he’d done it before, so I guess that's why he knew where to find them. We stripped the walls of the accessories, leaving the bare wall. What we need now was
a massaging table. I take it he borrowed it form next door. It was the perfect size to fit in the bathroom. This did however….
mean that once all three of us were in here, no one could escape. I looked at the window.
After much discussions, even more than taking the radiator off, the decision was made unilaterality that we would start in the corner. If we were wrong we were all wrong, and trapped in the same room.
I considered if he was Polish. One worker, two supervisors. Of course we were full of praise.
Its hard to know what to say next, so I said it. The workers need a cup of tea. Zoe left and went to B&Q!
It was at this point that I realised that Alan was enjoying himself. He’d told me he didn’t enjoy DIY.
For some reason.
I began to believe him.
He went and made the tea. By the time he came back.
the team had done a fine job.
And things were going back up well.
If you wanted a different look, this was it.
It could be questioned if we used enough past. Would it still be up in the morning, next week, next month? or even the next hour?
It had been many hours since I’d been to the toilet. Many hours.
Yeah that bit was mine.
And there by the bog brush.
The final touches were added.
Which I’m sure everyone would have been happier about.
And then came the time to fit the radiator. And once we refound the holes in the wall,
All was great, Alan was Happy, Zoe was Happy.
I went and said hello to Mr Tickle.
Talked to Gary.
and minced some words with the bearded chap for a while, while Zoe got changed.
For tonight was party night, round Matts. I knew I shouldn’t have had that jaggermister……..