Saturday, March 18, 2017

Dog Food

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Saturday, I get up early as Les is collecting me to take me for a day out. When he gets round I give him a fast cooked sausage sandwich, which he describes as lightening hot. And so we are off for a well deserved day out.

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It rains the whole way here, and once here it rains some more. I warn him I’m worried. Worried about loosing the sense of being able to stand up. Nope I’m terrified.

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The last time I came it was 2004. Les drives to find the parking spot. It is still here.

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It’s all a miss. You don’t get tickets at the ticket office no, and Noah’s Ark is well not Noah's Ark anymore, its the way in.

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Seemingly it is wet out there.

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And what we have been on was wet. Incredibly wet. Yeah the fun of having me and Les together always did make a big splash. Tis though was just plain wet. And that was indoors.

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So wet my nuts are numb. I have a hot chocolate. My body needs it.

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While Les catches up on the footie.

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I study the waterproof map.

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A bit later I buy a bucket and spade for £3.20. It is very worth while getting one. It comes with free fries inside too.

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You just can’t imagine how wet it is.

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Its no drier on the inside either.

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Yes my pants are wet through.

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Thankgod for another hot cholate. Today I have a thing about hot chocolate. Maybe it is the first word.

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Yes I’m wet and yes its windy.

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Erm is that a dragon?

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Quick we must

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save the teddies.

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And with that we que up to see ghosts, only we don’t see any.

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Les makes a suggestion we go somewhere drier.

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And so we leave.

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He is right though, it is drier in his car set to 30deg C and the heated seats on full blast.

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We go for tea, not where we are but somewhere else, although we know we want a Frankie and Bennies.

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I order a hot chocolate, it comes with cream and chocolate maltster's. Les is not impressed when he hears it is free refills. I’m all “yay” and the waitress loves it.

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Our starters come.

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I must write so I do.

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It’s all about Noah you see. The original Ark is here, right in front of us.

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And after lovely little write the food comes.

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Thankgod Les ordered the big pizza, because its a bit small.

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Then the waiter comes over and says, we have brought you the right sized pizza you ordered sir, as well.

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Bemused, I leave him work out how he is going to eat it all. And he doesn’t!





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