Sunday, November 11, 2018

What’s In The Bag?

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I wake up, no in my home, but another home, I wake up with a bad head, its my head, and once up I sit down, down on the sofa. Les is on the other sofa, he makes e a cup of teat and some breakfast. I say to him, you know we had a lot to drink last night. Yeah about five he replied. I don’t think so, think about it. I had nine, and you, you had more!

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Sometime later after getting the cat some food from Morrison's, I get home home, to my home. There has been a delivery. I wonder what is in the bag.

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Shockingly the cat is happy to see me.

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Very happy in fact. I give her some cat time, and leave her purring.

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I head outside into the wilderness of the back garden, as that is where my head wants to be. I take with me the bag.

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And I take out of the bag, a rose. Which rose I’m not sure, I ordered it a long time ago.

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I dig a hole and burry it, maybe to never be seen again, but hopefully to be seen again and to be blooming lovely.

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Hopefully this arch will look lovely next year, hopefully.

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I put a poly bag over my polyanana, for the winter.

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Sow the poppy seeds

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and mow the lawn on last time maybe.

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It all looks tidy once more.

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And with that I do next doors lawn too. So much better now.

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and then I head round my parents for some Sunday dinner.


Saturday, November 10, 2018

Satan’s Burning

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After filling up with fuel we head south for while, but before you know it we stop off at a very famous Black Smiths.

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We have a look around.

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ah there is the Black Smiths

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Inside one of the buildings though we are clothes shopping even though we don’t need clothes.

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There is an air of something around here I wonder what it is?

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There are a few nice things around here though.

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We head to the restaurant which for once is empty. Usually it is rammed, but then there are no coaches here for a change.

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I go for the steak pie.

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My mom and dad enjoy the haggis, well why not.

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Filled up we leave and head south at a rate of knotts.

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By the time I’m going where I’m going it is dark and the car has nearly done 3000 miles.

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So this is home, from home, but it is not my home again.

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We wander down the road for a pint and to meet Greenie and Teggie.

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That is before we attend Satan’s Burning Festival. The fire is lit, the man put on the top.

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We feel the warmth.

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And the celebrations begin.

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Pop Whizz Whistle.

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Colourful.

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Flamboyant.

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Magical.

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Breathtaking.

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And then it was all over.

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So we cracked open a couple of can and

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enjoyed the radiant warmth.

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The crowds dispersed.

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And then I saw something, something I hadn’t seen for some years.

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We wandered over and my oh my it was, it was Smithy.

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A while later we where in the warmth drinking drinks together catching up, reminiscing. Their company being as good and joyful as ever.

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And once his wife dragged him off to bed, we headed to the chip shop with no chips! I kid you not, no chips.

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We leave and go next door.

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I order a hot pizza, and not only is it hot, it is tasty too. Very very very tasty. It is real good.

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And so this is it, this is the end, but hopefully the beginning.

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This is goodbye horse.

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This is goodbye Jockey

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And we celebrate if you can call that the pubs last opening night for closing by getting some proper local scratchins. Yo they are nice.

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We stagger back to home from home that isn’t my home.

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And have a whiskey and tea. In one as in both in the cup. Did I need it, no, did I want it? no Did I have it? Yes.

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And said goodnight to uncle.





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